MC Shank awoke from his nap with a startle. Normally when one is woken, it is because one thing in particular has disturbed their sleep. MC Shank was startled mostly because there were two things bothering him.
The first was that his hero-phone was buzzing out of control on his chest, and the second was that his dog was lapping his face, apparently awaiting a mid-afternoon walk.
"Hello?" said Shank in a state of post-slumber stupor.
"Yo" answered the voice on the other end. The voice belonged to Broseph, another member of the league of cooler superheroes (LoCS). "We've got a problem that might need some fixing"
"Where?" asked MC Shank, now alert and ready to fight inadequacy.
"Concord. The Pirate Queen is planning something big, and she must be stopped."
"I'm on it" said MC Shank, pulling on his hero-belt over his Levi's in a hurry. "I'll pick you up at your house in ten minutes."
Shank ran out to his truck, a serene, black, 1998 Ford Ranger with an extended cab, for carting around other superheroes whose parents wouldnt let them borrow the car. The truck started on the first turn of the key, which meant good luck, and off he sped into the distance, not knowing about the epic adventure which lay ahead.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
i think i am officially going crazy.
The lack of things to do here is outrageous, and i cant wait to get as far away from here as possible. I watched "Across the Universe" last night, and it is easily the best movie EVER. Apart from itb eing excellent, it inspired me to head out on my own and find myself. I have thought of doing it many times before, but not seriously until now. My problems, however, include money and transportation.
If i could just get to Boston, i would be home free. From there you can get anywhere you like, New York, Philly, fuck, i could make my way to Los Angeles if i wanted to. This is where the money problem comes in.
I only have about $150 in the savings account, and that is basically enough to get me to New York City via nasty broken down bus lines. I dont know what i would do for work, because if i use my real name the cops my figure out where i was working, and therefore i would be brought back home before my journey to find my inner beauty has ended.
I'll come home when im good and ready, DAMMIT!!
I wish i had the balls to do such a thing.
The lack of things to do here is outrageous, and i cant wait to get as far away from here as possible. I watched "Across the Universe" last night, and it is easily the best movie EVER. Apart from itb eing excellent, it inspired me to head out on my own and find myself. I have thought of doing it many times before, but not seriously until now. My problems, however, include money and transportation.
If i could just get to Boston, i would be home free. From there you can get anywhere you like, New York, Philly, fuck, i could make my way to Los Angeles if i wanted to. This is where the money problem comes in.
I only have about $150 in the savings account, and that is basically enough to get me to New York City via nasty broken down bus lines. I dont know what i would do for work, because if i use my real name the cops my figure out where i was working, and therefore i would be brought back home before my journey to find my inner beauty has ended.
I'll come home when im good and ready, DAMMIT!!
I wish i had the balls to do such a thing.
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